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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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