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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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