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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Snort eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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