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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ziggy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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