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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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