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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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