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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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