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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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