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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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