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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Misty eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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