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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Gizmo eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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