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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Gizmo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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