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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Toby eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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