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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Toby eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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