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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Toby eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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