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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luna eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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