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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Coco eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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