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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Millie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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