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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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