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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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