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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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