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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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