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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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