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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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