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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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