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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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