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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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