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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Molly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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