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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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