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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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