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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Daenerys eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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