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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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