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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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