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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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