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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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