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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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