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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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