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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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