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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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