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Pet death
My
father-in-law
had their beloved pet
puppy 🐶
Twilight Sparkle
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁
a pufferfish 🐡
a venomous snake 🐍
a hyena 🐺
an elephant 🐘
a warthog 🐗
a wild boar 🐗
a bull 🐮
a rhinoceros 🦏
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
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