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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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