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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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