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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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