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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Picard eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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