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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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