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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Worf eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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