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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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