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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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