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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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