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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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