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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pebbles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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