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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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