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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Izzy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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