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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Izzy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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