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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ginger eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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