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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dixie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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