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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pepper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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