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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pepper eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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