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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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