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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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