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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Thor eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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